The bus driver from Henley back to Oxford on Saturday told some pretty funny jokes. One of which I will share here.
The joke is about Paddy, a driver of a horse and buggy who had been hit by a truck and was now in court. The lawyer asks Paddy, "Paddy, at the scene of the incident you told the truck driver that you were fine, but now you're pressing charges, why would you do that?" and Paddy responds, "Well it all started when I hooked up my best horse Bessie to my buggy." The lawyer interrupts "No, no Paddy, I'm asking about you." but the judge wants to hear Paddy out and he lets him continue. So Paddy says, "Well when we got hit by that truck, Bessie was flung into a ditch on one side of the road and I landed in one on the other side. Now when the police showed up he went to the ditch Bessie was in first, saw that she was badly injured, pulled out his gun and shot her. Then he came over to me and asked how I was. How would you answer that!?"
Ba dum tss
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